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"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"
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'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'
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"Yup, marathon meetings all day."
'Costume - What costume?'
"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."
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"He's in training to watch the Marathon!"
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A tessellation of running figures.
'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'
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"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"
"I've decided to enter the London marathon next year...it gives me a chance to use my management skills, planning, target setting."
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'Wait a minute!'
'Frank keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took 8 months to do it in.'
"Thanks, but what I really need is some bigger shorts."
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'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'
"Portrait of a Lady"
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"I told him he should have trained more."
"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."
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"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."
Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.
"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."
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'Mile 20. This is where I usually hit the wall.'
"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."