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Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.
'I'm having leftovers. It's my same feed bag from lunch.'
Horseriding for Beginners.
'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'
'I'm in foal with Sir Roger this time.'
'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'
'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'
'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'
'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'
"I had just managed to train my old mare to go without food when she died."
'You know I have a race tomorrow.'
'I've heard that every kid has a different father.'
"I gotta pack of M&Ms on the orange mare."
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'We can't go any faster, sir. Nellie is pregnant.'
'George, one of the mares is coming in with a limp.'
Centaur choosing between a woman and a mare.
'Who's that painted lady?'
'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'
'Your husband is in a stable condition.'
"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"
"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."
"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."