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"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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"I only get high off high fashion."
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"Your condition is serious, Mr. Reynolds, but fortunately I recently scored some excellent weed that should alleviate your symptoms."
"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."
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"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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"Shoulda brought the weed."
"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."
Thrice Baked Potatoes
"Shoulda brought the weed."
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'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."
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"Manna's good for the munchies."
"Did you bring the weed?"
"I don't know, Henry. After all, 'Time,''Life,''Newsweek,' and the 'Post' don't seem to think pot's bad."
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"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
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Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
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'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'
'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'
Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.
Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.
'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'
"Have you ever tried putting grass in a brownie?"