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"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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"Your condition is serious, Mr. Reynolds, but fortunately I recently scored some excellent weed that should alleviate your symptoms."
"I only get high off high fashion."
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Grim Reaper. Trim Reaper. Tim's Reefer
"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."
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"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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"Do you guys want Big Government to tell you what kind of marijuana to smoke."
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"Shoulda brought the weed."
Thrice Baked Potatoes
This is your brain on weed! This is Jeff Sessions' brain, always.
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"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."
"Shoulda brought the weed."
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"That should be in high relief."
'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."
"Manna's good for the munchies."
"I don't know, Henry. After all, 'Time,''Life,''Newsweek,' and the 'Post' don't seem to think pot's bad."
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"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
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Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
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'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'
'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'
Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.