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"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"I believe that's a Montessori school."
"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."
Surfer and the Whale
Tags:jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds
"Mind the whale, dear."
'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'
"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
Tags:pacific, atlantic, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, squids, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, ocean animal, ocean animals, marine life, trust issue, trust issues, habitat, habitats, political view, political views, xenophobia, xenophobe, xenophobes, xenophobic
"But it's a wet heat."
Tags:wet heat, fish, fishes, marine animal, marine animals, sea life, sea animal, sea animals, marine life, smalltalk, small talk, small-talk, small-talks, politeness, chit chat, chit-chat, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather prediction, weather predictions, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, weathermen, weatherman, wet heats, climate, climates, humid, humidity
"Here's a question. If we have no brain and no sense of reasoning how are we having this conversation?"
Aquatic lost property
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
"Can you make that with your nose?"
'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'
Whale Shark Love
Whale Shark Thoughts...
"I lost ten pounds in 2 weeks, mostly by swimming."
How "The Birds and the Bees" talk goes over in other species...
"It's always great seeing you guys. We'll have to get together again sometime and..."
Tags:scuba diver, scuba divers, scuba diving, diver, divers, diving, dive, dives, scuba dive, scuba dives, fish, fishes, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, tourist, tourists, show, shows, predator, predators, prey, preys, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joker, jokers, food chain, food chains
Puffer fish balloon vendor
'When you mentioned you were a sea cow, I wasn't expecting this.'
A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.
Tags:jet ski, jet skis, jet boats, jet-ski, jet-skis, watersport, water sport, water-sport, water-sports, beached whale, whales, marine animals, stranded whale, stranded whales, watercraft, water sports, recreation, whale, beached whales, sea creatures, marine biology, sports, leisure, extreme sport, beach, ocean, vacations, environment, endangered species
"Nothing but net."