Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"Someone is always better."
"If only there was a good guy with a hook!"
"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."
Tags:artificial reef, artificial reefs, fish, fishes, atlantic, last will and testimony, funeral, funerals, mourner, mourners, mourning, reef, reefs, conservationist, marine conservation, marine conservationist, marine conservationists, marine life, sea life, ocean life, funeral service, funeral services, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, life goal, life goals
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
Tags:herring, herrings, fish, fishes, dating, date, dates, daughter, daughters, parent, parenting, parental, marriage, married, marrying, fiance, fiancee, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, water, under water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, marine, marine life, aquatic, family, families, money, wealth, employment, employed, true love, love
Oceanographers Go Home
Tags:oceanographer, oceanographers, oceanography, deep sea diver, deep sea divers, deep sea diving, deep-sea diving, deep-sea diver, deep-sea divers, submarine, submarines, marine life, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, ecologist, ecologists, ecology, protest, protests, protester, protesters, protesting
"I believe that's a Montessori school."
"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."
Tags:octopus, octopi, octopuses, sea life, marine life, slosh, sloshing, sloshed, trillions, debt, indebted, debts, unsecured debt, loans, collateral, national debt, piling up, debt piling up, deficit, deficits, indebtedness, exploitation, exploit, greed, greedy, gluttonous, gluttony, life lesson, life lessons, banker, bankers, investment banker, investment bankers
"Now I remember why I hate this beach."
Tags:beached whale, beached whales, cetacean stranding, cetacean strandings, whale stranding, whale strandings, beach, beaches, seaside, whale pod, whale pods, whale, whales, dolphin, dolphins, marine life, marine biology, wildlife, sea animal, sea animals, crowded beach, crowded beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
Tags:pet, pets, fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, beta, betta, betta fish, beta fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, exotic fish, marine, marine life, aquarium, aquariums, fishbowl, fish-bowl, fish bowl, kid, kids, child, children, obedient, obedience, surreal, absurd, surrealism, surrealist, parent, parents, parenting
Surfer and the Whale
Tags:jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds
"Mind the whale, dear."
'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious
"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."
"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."
"But it's a wet heat."
Tags:wet heat, fish, fishes, marine animal, marine animals, sea life, sea animal, sea animals, marine life, smalltalk, small talk, politeness, chit chat, chit-chat, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather prediction, weather predictions, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, weathermen, weatherman, wet heats, climate, climates, humid, humidity
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
Tags:pacific, atlantic, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, squids, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, ocean animal, ocean animals, marine life, trust issue, trust issues, habitat, habitats, political view, political views, xenophobia, xenophobe, xenophobes, xenophobic
"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."
"Here's a question. If we have no brain and no sense of reasoning how are we having this conversation?"
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
Aquatic lost property
"Can you make that with your nose?"