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"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
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"Do people ever really know each other? No. That's why they get married - to formalize the not knowing."
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"'You're a work boot' my mother said. 'Don't ever marry a loafer' she said, but did I listen???"
"You know what they say, never go into hibernation angry."
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"Well, yes...my hourly rate might seem a bit exorbitant...but, hey... you ain't my first rodeo."
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"Why buy the bull when you can get the stud service for free?"
Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'
Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Let me give you some advice on marriage, Joe. . . try to think of me as the pope. . .'
"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."
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"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."
From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'
"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"
'For a long and happy marriage, my advice to the groom is to always say 'okay, buy it'.'
"The secret to a lasting marriage is never buy something that needs to be assembled!!"
"So you got the divorce papers hey? Fine, I will sign them when I get home."
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Never marry a driving instructor.
'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'
"Well yes, she's broken one of your hearts, but you still have two more!"
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"I know your mother always said we should settle our quarrels before sleeping but maybe we could send her the bill for the attorneys..."
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"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."
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"No matter how sincerely you apologise to your wife, the answer is always the same: 'It's too late now.'"
'Give a man a fish, he'll want dinner for life...Teach a man to fish, you'll have weekend's free!'
"... And don't worry dear. I won't be biased towards him, just because he's my son in law."
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"I advise you to take a break from each other, and date other people for a while... So, what are you doing tonight, gorgeous?"