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'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'
'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'
'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'
'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'
'We've exhausted all other strategies to avoid the buyout, Dennis. This is where we rely on your expertise in martial arts.'
'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'
'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'
'Careful, he might have been declawed, but he still knows Karate...'
I love Kung Fu.
'Relax, he's only a yellow belt.'
'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'
'Isn't it funny how similar the words martial and marital are? Well, I guess they both involve fighting!'
'Lunch is ready!!' - 'I'm practising Karate Kid, Mum.' - 'What are you doing?' - 'Crane kick.' - 'Hmmm... what would Daniel Larusso do in this situation?'