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'I can change him!'
"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."
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"I'd love to, but I can't today, Larry. I'm working on my marriage."
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"I'm not in one of my moods. I'm in one of your moods."
"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."
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"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."
Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'
"I don't mean to make you miserable on purpose, it just happens in the normal course of my behavior."
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"Something's wrong - I can tell by the way you're flipping me off."
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"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorced, marital problem, marital problems, married life, married couple, married couples, family life, family-life, family lives, grownup kid, grownup kids, grownup children, grownup child, grown-up kid, grown-up kids, rites of passage, rite of passage, grown-up children, grown-up child, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, motherhood, mother, mothers, father, fathers, fatherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads
'You never take me anywhere.'
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The End is Near...You Wish.
'One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off.'
"I'll try to be more like the owl if you'll be more like the pussycat."
"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."
"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."
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"You're really lucky I was raised to direct all my female rage inward!"
"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."
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"Notice anything different?"
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"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'
"I know he cheated on me because of his childhood abuse, but I shot him because of mine."
Tags:guns, fights, fight, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheat, courtrooms, courtroom, courtroom scenes, family, problems, obstacles, guns, violence, trial, trials, murder trial, murder trials, childhood trauma, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, crimes, excuse, excuses, mankoff
"Howard! I thought you'd run off with another woman!"
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"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?"
Tags:term, terms, political term, political terms, term limit, term limits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, divorce, divorces, divorcee, divorcees, presidential term, presidential terms
"I have an evacuation plan that includes Roger and one that does not include Roger."