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"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."
"Let's have no discord, hon. We'd be playing right into the hands of the Russians."
"You're keeping something from me, aren't you?"
"I make sure he gets his exercise by hiding the remote."
'Cheer up Rosi, how about I get some nice cans of larger and we watch the football this afternoon?'
'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'
'Hunting is all you talk about! It's all you and your friends talk about … and now this? What about a few family pictures, for a change?'
'Believe me, it ain't easy being married to this lazy, lyin' sack of s**t!'
Dog to person whose legs are sticking out of doghouse: 'Which important date did you forget this time, Jeff?'
of course I'm a slimeball, but you knew that before we got married!
I'm a slimeball, but you knew that before we got married!
'Have you got one with brains in it?'
'Don't drag my mother into this.'
'He only has a chaser when his missus finds him with a girlfriend'
'Perhaps you can have the chair by the window next week, Mr Jones'
Tunnel of Marital Strife