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"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
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'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'
He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.
"I never thought you would have married somebody so heavy."
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A woman waters her vegetables and her buried husband.
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"Not so fast, Lillian."
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"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."
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"You simply must meet my husband."
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"It all worked out just as you said it would, Mother!"
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Love starts with hearts and diamonds and sometimes ends with clubs and spades
"Lady...Are you sure you don't want me to put some of this stuff in the trunk?"
'I'm in for taking a heating lamp to my wife.'
After disposing of her husband, little did she know that he would be recycled and back for revenge.
"Well, if it's not work and it's not the news, maybe it's the stuff I've been slowly poisoning you with for the last ten years."
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"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."
'...on second thought, maybe you're right...'
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"I was just cleaning my rolling pin and it went off accidentally!"
"I need something to rid me of a stubbornly immovable pest that has taken up residence in my parlour."
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Famous last words.
"One more, "get thee behind me Satan" and you'll experience "death do us part"."
"With Me out of the way there'll be space in the house for you to display your commemorative mug collection."
"Yes! I've killed my husband many times in the past. He just never told me he was on his ninth life!"
"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."
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'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'
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"Oh, goody, dear, my wish came true!"