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"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
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He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.
"Not so fast, Lillian."
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"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."
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"Lady...Are you sure you don't want me to put some of this stuff in the trunk?"
'I'm in for taking a heating lamp to my wife.'
After disposing of her husband, little did she know that he would be recycled and back for revenge.
"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."
'...on second thought, maybe you're right...'
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"I was just cleaning my rolling pin and it went off accidentally!"
"I need something to rid me of a stubbornly immovable pest that has taken up residence in my parlour."
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"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."
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"Yes! I've killed my husband many times in the past. He just never told me he was on his ninth life!"
"One more, "get thee behind me Satan" and you'll experience "death do us part"."
"With Me out of the way there'll be space in the house for you to display your commemorative mug collection."
"What were you doing talking to our insurance agent today?"
"Oh, goody, dear, my wish came true!"
'Of course, I have killed my husband many times in the past; I just didn't realize that was his ninth life!'
'Jean you were right - the simplest ideas are the best.'
'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'
"He didn't like my hanging basket!"
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"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."
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"I tried killing him with kindness, but all I could find were his pruning shears."
'Fiona and Kevin found a way to argue without using offending and hurtful words.'
Famous Last Words
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