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'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'
You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.
"87% of the 56% who completed more than 23% of the survey thought it was a complete waste of time."
'Gentlemen, our social media strategy is simple: the more time our marketeers spend on Twitter, the less harm they can do elsewhere.'
"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"
Lemonade Stand: We Don't Pee In Ourz
'If at first you don't get the survey results you want on your first survey, get mad and tear it up.'
The client would prefer fewer open-ended questions,
'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'
The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'
"... and this year's 'Ducking Their Responsibilities' Award goes to..."
"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"
"Look on the bright side, any direct marketing campaign we run will be 100% sucessful!"
'63% of the people polled say you shouldn't listen to polls.'
Market penetration Like You Wouldn't Believe!
"This Three Marketeer number will have to go."
"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."
"So that's 'niche' marketing?"
"Looks like another boatload of refugees from Adland."