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'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.
'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'
'Ok everyone, we want fresh ideas. There's no point in reinventing the...the...errmm...'
Cutting corners can cost money.
'Product diversification, I like that.'
"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."
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Special Advertising Section 1/2 Mile
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Tunnel of sponsored content
"Guess your weight and market demographic."
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Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com
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"My new marketing strategy is to sell stuff to you two."
No Reasonable Offer Refused
Tags:no offer refused, vending machine, vending machines, make an offer, making a offer, consumerism, consumer, consumers, haggle, haggling, shopping, shopper, shoppers, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales tactic, sales tactics, reasonable offer, reasonable offers, loss leader, loss leaders, coin slot, coin slots
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, female product, female products, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping isle, shopping isles, supermarket isle, supermarket isles, restricted, restriction, restrictions, discrimination, discriminating, food shop, food shopping, the food shops, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, targeted branding, branding, marketing, target market, target markets, consumerism
Sales of Viagra
Tags:pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, medication, medicate, medicated, medications, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, sexual health, age, ageing, graph, graphs, bar chart, chart, charts, visual gag, bar charts, sales, sales chart, sales graph, sell, marketing, marketting, brand, brands, branding, men's health, mens health
"Hi, come on in to our impressively well-constructed, picture-book colonial home, ideally located on a quiet tree-lined street among the area's finest residences."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, home, homes, house, houses, buying a home, buying a house, selling a house, selling a home, open house, open houses, showing, showings, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, commercial, commercials, marketing
"To paraphrase the great Vince Lombardi, packaging isn't everything, it's the only thing."
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
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"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
Tags:cola, colas, soda, sodas, soda machine, soda machines, marketing, health scare, health scares, contamination, contamination scare, contamination scares, outbreak, outbreaks, e. coli, e coli, contaminated, beverage, beverages, food hygiene, food safety, play it safe, plays it safe, playing it safe, unhealthy, pop, fizzy, beer, beer drinker, beer drinkers, drinking beer
'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'
"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, expensive perfume, expensive perfumes, modern life, aromatherapy, con, cons, overpriced, overprice, health fad, health fads, beauty product, beauty products, consumer, consumers, consumerism, packaging, beautician, beauticians, feminine beauty ideal, marketing, marketing tactic, false advertising
'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'
Not the target demographic
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'Note to self: Never ask a parent an ethics question when planning a career in advertising.'
EGGS laid in America
Tags:food, foods, egg, eggs, advertising, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, store, stores, grocery shopping, consumerism, homegrown, made in america, make america great again, maga, produced in america, american, buy local, locally sourced, locally made