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'Do we want a platinum card?'
US Post Office (Junk Mail Division).
'Our company prospectus.'
'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'
"So this is the lovely view of trees..."
"Even my budgie likes it...as a carpet on the bottom of his cage!"
Prospectus is not spelt PROPAGANDA.
'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'
Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'
'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'
The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?
I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.
"I'm worried. Christmas is still several months away and we haven't received a single gift catalog."