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'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
'Formerly, 'Regular' and 'Extra-Strength'.'
'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'
'It's only until tourism picks up.'
"It looked better online."
'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'
"We can't say 'new and improved' until we come up with a product."
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"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."
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Tags:drivethru, drive thrus, drive thrus, drive through, drive throughs, drive, driven, car, cars, church, churches, marketing, falling numbers, christian, christians, christianity, marketing ploy, ad, ads, advertise, advertising, new, fad, fads, fast, light, lite, religion, religions, religious, help, modern, adapt, adapting, adaption, progress, progression, future
'Our business model is very simple. When sales dip, we add another blade.'
'I just don't understand why our Buy One Get One Free offer on coffins isn't popular!'
'Well, dear... you may be addicted to shopping when your dreams are getting interrupted by commercial spots...'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
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"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"
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Marketing thought it would improve my image
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"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"
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"Hold it! I don't even HAVE a rug!"
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'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'
'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'
Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.
"Noah is a pumpkin, and we're all various brand ambassadors."
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