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'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'
'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'
"I know I'm not your client, but what can you come up with, off the top of your head?"
"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"
"We're really trying to win over the male consumer."
"Our marketing expansion seems a little haphazard."
"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."
'You can't fool all of the people all of the time...not on our advertising budget.'
Bill got his best ideas late at night.
'I need time to consider your fabulous offer - Give me your number and I'll call you back tomorrow night at dinner.'
'I like this slogan, it appeals to the customers' patriotism. Now we've got to find a way to explain why 95% of our products are made in China.'
A Gravy Cow
'Where did we go wrong, where did we go wrong?'
'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'
"They can read my blog the first time for free. The second time will cost them an email address. I call it 'Drug Dealer marketing'."
The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.
"How are we going to sell more landlines?"
"Marketing is child's play."