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"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
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"It seems as if I forgot history and I'm doomed to repeat it."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, report card, report cards, grades, grade, mark, marks, progress report, progress reports, history is doomed to repeat itself, those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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"Can you believe this is happening to me? Her scores are very low in self-esteem."
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"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."
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"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'
'I claim this land for...'
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A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
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"I messed up a couple of quizzes but I didn't think that rose to the level of an 'F'."
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"
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A fire hydrant pees on a dog.
"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."
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'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'
Giving feedback is a complex process.
"I was out of work once, but I got off my duff and cleaned out this rich old babe in Riverdale."
Tags:gigolo, gigolos, unemployed, unemployment, down and out, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beau, exploitation, exploitative, financial advice, monetary advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, poverty, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, conman, conmen, mark, marks, con men, con man, scam, scams
"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
Tags:investment, investments, investing, defunct, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, franc, mark, marks, francs, yen, investor, investors, investing, trading, day trader, day traders, german mark, german marks, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, greet, greets, greeting, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
"You have some Wite-Out on your nose."
'My name is Phylis O'Furr. My students call me Miss Philosopher, because I tell them that inside every 'D' student is an 'A' student trying to get out.'
"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."
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'I'm sorry but you don't get any credit for giving it 'the old college try'.
"They may be your grades, but they're the return on my investment."
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'Class, this weeks research project topic is social media. It will be marked out of like or dislike!'
"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."
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