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Psychometric testing: "Of course the tests are nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them MUST be highly motivated."
"In case you're interested, I'll be in the basement preserving resentments for the winter."
"We've been making nothing but honey all these years. I think the time is ripe to get into strawberry jam or orange marmalade."
Microwave ready meals.
Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers
'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'
Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!
Look what marmalade!
A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.
Could one have the marmalade...
"A recent government study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to human health."
"I used to like marmalade, but now I prefer seville orange compote sandwiches."