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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.
'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'
'Have you ever noticed how similar the words maroon and moron are?'
"Is the war on inflation over yet?"
"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."
'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'
Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.
Warning contains Nuts
"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."
"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"
"I can't squeeze in a rescue this week. How does next week look for you?"
"It seems we've landed on a remote island."
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"You never take me anywhere."
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'Now we'll never find that buried treasure.'
'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'
"... It says 'Help - stranded in an urban heat island.'"
"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"
Bowling balls circle pins on a desert island.
'Remember what you said was the one benefit of this situation? Well, now you can kiss that goodbye, too...'