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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."
Tags:relationships, marriage, death, psychology, anger, autos, driving, men, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, die, dies, dying, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, eighteen wheeler, eighteen wheelers, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, road rage, mankoff
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."
Tags:divorce, marriage, monetize, money, counsellor, monetizes, monetizing, monetise, monetises, monetising, divorcing, make money, makes money, making money, modern life, modern times, modern marriage, modern marriages, bottom line, bottom lines, marriage problem, marriage problems, money problem, money problems, monetary problem, monetary problems, mankoff
"And because of this one, human indiscretion, the man and wife never trusted each other fully again."
Tags:marry, marriage, married, marries, infidelity, cheat, cheats, adulterer, adulterer, campfire, scout camp, scout, scouts, camping, camps, trust, trusting, indiscretion, human indiscretion, divorce, divorcing, relationship, relationships, divorces, divorcees, scary, scare, scary stories, story, ghost, ghost story, wife, husband, wives, husbands, tent, tents, scouting
"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."
"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
Tags:marriage, married, marrying, married life, argument, arguing, argue, argues, husband, wife, date, date night, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, faux pas, sweat, pants, sweat pants, sweatpants, casual, dress code, dress, code, pants, trousers, wrong trousers, honey, moon, honey moon period, honeymoon period
Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separating, split, splitting, his and hers, his, hers, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationships issues, relationships problems, married life, marriage, moving, move, moving house, moving day, moving truck, moving trucks, moving van, moving van, moving company, moving companies, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, van, vans, furniture, mover, movers, possession, possessions, genders, male, men, man, woman, women, home, house, marital home, marital homes
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, cattle, cattle herd, herd, herding, cattle driver, cattle driving, rustling, cattle rustling, couple, couples, odd couple, odd couples, marriage, married life
"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"The jackdaws are picking at my very heart!"
"Do you want to be ridiculously enmeshed?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, proposal, proposals, proposing, engagement, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, enmeshed, entangled, trap, traps, trapping, unhealthy, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, clingy, needy, relationship problems, relationship issues
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, ageing, aging, debt, in debt, paper anniversary, first year of marriage, anniversary, anniversaries, gift, gifts, present, presents, national debt
Tags:bill, clinton, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, underwear, pants, boxers, boxer briefs, undergarments, shorts, attraction, attractive, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, men
"I'll give you an inch."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, sayings, saying, expression, expressions, conversation, conversations, discussion, discussions, arguments, argue, arguing, dispute, disputes, give them and inch and they will take a mile, inches, miles, measurement
A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks
"Popcorn's done, honey."
(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)
"Are we percolating or festering?"
"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."
Tags:failing marriage, breaking up, divorce, divorcing, passion, passions, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, passionate, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, arts and crafts, egg painter, egg painters, egg painting, collection, collections
"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
Tags:reading the paper, paper, papers, news, newspaper, newspapers, wartime paper, news of the war, world war two, world war ii, wwii, ww2, marital disharmony, silly comments, stupid comments, unaware, ignorant, ignorance, gender stereotype, sarcastic comment, sarcastic comments, sarcasm, major eliot, george fielding eliot, staff writer, journalist, journalists, war writer, war correspondant, admire, admiration, unquestioning admiration, wind up, winding up, marriage, old married couple, married couple, tease, teasing
"You're not in material breach, but you're not in full compliance, either."
Tags:marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, argument, arguments, marital disputes, marital arguments, marital dispute, marital argument, arguing couple, arguing couples, material breach, full compliance, legal terms, legal terminology, lawyer, lawyers, lawyers arguments, lawyers arguing, legal definitions, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"Baseball or Anthrax?"