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10 love tips from experts to you
"Do people ever really know each other? No. That's why they get married - to formalize the not knowing."
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"'You're a work boot' my mother said. 'Don't ever marry a loafer' she said, but did I listen???"
"You know what they say, never go into hibernation angry."
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"Well, yes...my hourly rate might seem a bit exorbitant...but, hey... you ain't my first rodeo."
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'Has Oprah ever been married?'
"Why buy the bull when you can get the stud service for free?"
"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."
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"But we do have a common activity: we fight."
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"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."
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From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'
"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."
"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"
'For a long and happy marriage, my advice to the groom is to always say 'okay, buy it'.'
"The secret to a lasting marriage is never buy something that needs to be assembled!!"
Punch and Judy wait outside marriage guidance consellor's office.
"So you got the divorce papers hey? Fine, I will sign them when I get home."
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"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."
Never marry a driving instructor.
"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"
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"Well yes, she's broken one of your hearts, but you still have two more!"
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A smart wife puts one and one together and makes whee.
"I know your mother always said we should settle our quarrels before sleeping but maybe we could send her the bill for the attorneys..."
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"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."
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