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"I hear he turned water int wine, but it was a rather poor-quality Mesopotamian Cabernet."
'Come on Jesus, just one more miracle. Turn this water into coffee and I am good...'
Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.
"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"
Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.
'Can I make a request? How about a nice vintage Cabernet Sauvignon out of the water?'
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"So he turned water into wine. It was a pedestrian, generic merlot."
"No wine for me, Jesus. I'm a beer guy."
'Hic! Son you are going to have to stop turning this water into wine or your mum is going to have a fit, hic!'
"Turning the water into wine was amazing, now how about some fruit punch for the kids."
'Hey! Who changed this water into wine?'
'We just turned wine into water! We'll make a fortune in California!'
'No, I cannot turn water into wine...'
"I brought two waters. How did you end up with wine?"
"Impressive! Apert from weddings, are you available for birthdays and Bar-Mitzvah's?"
"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."
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"Oh my God, the mineral water!"
'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'
'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'
"He changed water into wine!"
"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."
"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"
"Sure we follow you because you're the Messiah, but it doesn't hurt that you conjure up a kick-ass Galilee merlot."
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"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."
"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."