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"I SAID 'She says I'm difficult to live with!' are you bloody deaf or something?"
Two men at relate
It not your relationship that's died, Mr Dickerson. It's your wife
"No you can't have her evicted from the house, like in Big Brother"
"Listen Dear, if he wants your opinion he'll ask me for it."
"I can't get this paper to marry up"
"She even expects me to help with women's work."
"How can you say I never take you anywhere? I brought you here, didn't I?"
"Anyway, Her Royal Highness here insists I'm sarcastic."
Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"
"He keeps calling our landlord and nominating me for eviction."
"We just seem to have grown apart over the years"
"We want a separation"
"When I said don't ring me at home, that didn't mean you could ring me at the office..."
"I'd leave him in your wardrobe until your husband goes out"