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Married Cartoons and Comics

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"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."

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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

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"I'll give you an inch."

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(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

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"Very Presidential."

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"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

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"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

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"And because of this one, human indiscretion, the man and wife never trusted each other fully again."

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"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."

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"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."

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"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

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"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

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"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."

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"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

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"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."

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"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."

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"Do you get this joke, Harold? I don't."

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"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."

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"I feel you should know, Maureen. I've decided to downsize our marriage."

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"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh."

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"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

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"Just hand-wringing and watching helplessly."

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"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"

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"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

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"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

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