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"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
Tags:snuggle, snuggles, snuggler, snugglers, snuggling, teddy bear, teddy bears, married life, married lives, smother, smothers, smothering, clingy, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bear, bears, husband, husbands, wife, wives, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, cuddly, close, closeness, physical affection, affection, affectionate, over-affectionate, space, personal space, personal space issue, personal space issues, share a ed, shares a bed, sharing a bed
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
The Crossroads of Wisdom: Past Mistakes, Future Gambles and Listen to Your Wife.
"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."
Tags:marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, indecision, indecisive, decide, order out, options, hunger, hungry, hanger, fight, fighting, decisions, trouble deciding, big decisions, big decision
"Not tonight, Hon—I'm trying to cut down."
"You're always coming home late, there's not enough food money, the baby never stops crying. . . I'm beginning to wonder, Conrad, whether we should get married after all?"
"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."
"She's on a diet."
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"Exactly what form of live entertainment did you have in mind?"
Bread Winner-Need More Dough
"Don't even think about it, buster!"
Tags:cupid's arrow, cupid, valentine, valentines, cupids arrow, valentine's day, valentines day, married couple, married couples, turn in, turns in, turning in, turn in early, turning in early, resistant, resistance, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, married life, married lives, old married couple, old married couples, low sex drive, low sex drives
'Free wi-fi for husbands.'
'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'
"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"
'You're not yourself today. To what do I owe this unique pleasure?'
"If I were sleeping with other men, would I waste my time sleeping with you?"
Tags:cheat, cheats, cheater, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, married, married life, married lives, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, sleep around, sleeps around, sleeping around, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, feminist, feminists, feminism, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, confront, confronts, confronting, confrontation, confrontations
"Not tonight, hon — I had a yogasm in class."
For Emergency Use Only
Tags:husband, husbands, emergency, emergencies, in case of emergency, break glass, use as needed, using as needed, married life, married lives, ignore, ignores, ignoring, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, long-term relationships, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, self-esteem, low self-esteem
"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
Tags:praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymen
"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"
Tags:frog went courting, froggie went a-courting, pill, pills, sleeping pill, sleeping pills, folk song, folk songs, folk singer, folk singers, folk singing, acoustic, acoustic guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, song, songs, wait, waits, waiting, married life, married lives
"None for me, thanks."
Tags:anniversary, anniversaries, diet, diets, dieting, anniversary dinner, anniversary dinners, go out, goes out, going out, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, ominous, married life, married lives, matrimony, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, husband, husbands, wife, wives, first anniversary, 1st anniversary, paper anniversary, cotton anniversary, harbinger, harbingers, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, gain weight, gains weights, gaining weight, anxiety, anxieties, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
"What's with the Tim Russert act?"
Tags:spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, dating troubles, dating life, marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, reporter, reporters, pundit, pundits, tv personality, television personality, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party banter, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, politics, political opinion, political opinions
"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
Tags:gold, gold trading, gold market, gold markets, investment, investors, invest, investor, financial, financial market, financial markets, investment strategy, investment strategies, gold value, price of gold, infomercial, infomercials, late night tv, lazy, laziness, lethargic, lethargy, couch potato, couch potatoes, nagging wife, nagging wives, nag, nagging, nagging spouse, nagging spouses, lazy husband, lazy husbands, relationship, relationships, married life, married lives, unemployed, unemployment
"Hey, Baby, I just dropped the kids off at school, and now I'm going to the grocery store, and then I'm going home and unloading the car—am I making you hot?"