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"And because of this one, human indiscretion, the man and wife never trusted each other fully again."
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"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."
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"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."
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"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."
"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."
"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
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"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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"If I were a car, you could find the words."
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"I, for one, don't see how Herman Melville relates to our life style."
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"Oh, by all means, James - claim the moral high ground."
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"Irv has always been faithful, and he's a good mouser."
"I fight your mother here so I don't have to fight her at home."
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'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'
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"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."
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". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."
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'This is the era of transparency. I'm marrying you for your money.'
VALENTINES FROM BILL
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"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."
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"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"Desire, thy name is Sansabelt."
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