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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."
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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
Tags:herring, herrings, fish, fishes, dating, date, dates, daughter, daughters, parent, parenting, parental, marriage, married, marrying, fiance, fiancee, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, water, under water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, marine, marine life, aquatic, family, families, money, wealth, employment, employed, true love, love
"Quick! Hide! That may be my husband!"
'This is the era of transparency. I'm marrying you for your money.'
"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
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"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."
'Will you marry me?'
"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."
"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"
Tags:minister, ministers, blow up doll, blow up dolls, ceremony, ceremonies, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, inanimate object, inanimate objects, marry, marries, marrying, marriage, marries, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals, priest, priests, church wedding, church weddings, back out, backs out, backing out, alternative relationship, alternative relationships
'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'
Filers should not marry pilers.
Bride's father drags her away while holding a videotape.
'Sorry, you can't file a joint-return unless you're married!'
'Robert and I still have not agreed plans. I want a big wedding, with all the trimmings, and he doesn't want to get married.'
'If you wanted a kid with a good report card, you both should have married someone with brains.'
'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'
'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'
'If you REALLY loved me, you would have married someone else.'
'Let's try something different -- like marriage.'
"Time hasn't dimmed your military bearing, my love."
Tags:bearing, bearings, military bearing, professionalism, regulation, regulations, behavior, behaviour, behaviors, behaviours, vacation, vacations, vacationing, marriage, married, marrying, marry, marries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, gender role, gender roles, military, military bearings, forest, walk, walks, walking, time, old, older, static, continual, carry yourself
"You're a good husband, Dave - I just want to start marrying other people."