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"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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"Hooray! The last of the summer people!"
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"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."
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'It doesn't help much, your saying, 'oh, well, it needed a wash anyway'!'
"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."
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"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."
"What? Our flock is leaderless, our entire ecosystem is in jeopardy, I'm almost blown out of the sky and all you can say QUACK?!"
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"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"
The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar
'Nasty, right to the end
'Well, here we are at last.'
'Erm, shouldn't the man go on the outside?'
Deep in the swamp, Joey's worst fear arose - was the barnyard rooster stalking him?
Welcome to Tuleville! Absolutely NO sticks-in-the- mud!
Primal Soup Dujour: 'Brackish marsh'.
'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'
If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?
'Come back and get me about noon.'