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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
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The Friendly Antipodes
"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"
"It's the middle one that's never happy."
"The government won't let us carry them in front anymore."
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'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'
"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"
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"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."
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"Where can I get one of those?"
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"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"
A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.
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"No. You can't move back in."
"He was born breech."
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"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
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"Are we there yet?"
"That's funny, all of my kids were home schooled too!"
"This can never work out. I'm a marsupial."
"Since Joey moved out I decided to take in a boarder."
"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."
'We're giving this kid way too much pocket money.'
A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.
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'Now hold on just a minute. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.'
"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."
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'No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!'
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