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'They agreed to tear this house down for a third of what we pay our regular demolition team.'
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
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"So, It's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"
'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
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I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.
Show Me Your Side Kick
Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...
'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'
"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"
"She Kim Jong-Un'ed me."
"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."
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The Karate Kitten.
"As a deterrent, we're finding 'not by the hair on my chinny chin chin' needs backup."
"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."
'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'
"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."
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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
'Congratulations, it's a ninja!'
Martial arts and clumsiness.