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"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience training, dog training, canine, canines, good dog, newspaper, newspapers, pup, pups, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, headline, headlines, bad news, current events, avoidance, avoidance tactic, dog trainer, dog trainers, martini, martinis, relaxation, evening paper
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
Tags:runner, runners, refreshment, refreshments, water break, water breaks, long distance runner, long distance runners, long distance running, distance, distances, spy, spies, spy movie, spy movies, spy film, spy films, bar, bars, barkeeper, barkeepers, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, vice, vices
"In a former life, I was exactly the same."
"No, dear, the Martini is when you come back!"
Tags:alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problems, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads, overworked, overwork, wife, wives, husband, husbands, coping with stress
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunken, idea, ideas, spitball, spitballs, spitballing, time, time pass, time passes, time passing, side effect, side effects, global warming, climate change, time pass, time passes, time passing, passage of time, relativity, theory of relativity, martini, martinis, martini lunch, martini lunches, physicist, physicists
"I thought it came with an acorn."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, cocktail, cocktails, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-downs, let-down, let downs, acorn, acorns, little umbrella, little umbrellas, martini, martinis, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, fussy, fussy customer, fussy customers, bar
"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, darquiris, darquiri, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages, drink, drinks, drinks order, drinks orders, recipe, recipes, drinks recipe, drinks recipes, bird, birds, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, scientist, scientists, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimenting, experimented, animal experiment, animal experiments
Tags:lunch, lunches, martini lunches, martini lunch, businessman, businessmen, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, martini, martinis, martini glass, martini glasses, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, depressed, depression, depressing, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, inebriated, inebriation, misery, miserable, extra large, large size, large sizes, alcohol, hard alcohol, cocktail, cocktails
The birth of the martini
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
Tags:office, ol, offices, office lady, women, woman, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, happy hour, day drinking, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic drink, drunk, drank, celebrate, celebration, slacking off, off the clock, on the clock, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"
A moonshiner waits for his martini.
Tags:martini, martinis, moonshine, moonshiner, moonshiner, hooch, sophisticate, sophisticates, sophisticated, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail glass, cocktail glasses, distillery, distilleries, distilling, distillation, three olive, three olives, backyard, backyards, backyard hooch, redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, class it up, classes it up, classing it up, classy
"This is Josh, our summer intern."
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"You're painfully dry?"
Tags:martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, liquor, liquors, spirit, spirits, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, dry martini, pun, puns
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
Tags:cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws
"His volumes speak silences."
Tags:silence speaks volumes, cocktail party, cocktail parties, cocktail, cocktails, small talk, social skill, social skills, socializing, socialising, socializes, socialises, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, martini, martinis, nonverbal communication, nonverbal communications, non-verbal communication, non-verbal communications
"No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors office, doctors offices, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, medical advice, fruit and veg, fruit and vegetables, veg, veggies, vegetables, healthy diet, serving of vegetables, unhealthy diet, martini, martinis, dirty martini, dirty martinis, cocktail, cocktails, unhealthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyle
"Old Martini Had A Farm"
"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."
'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'
Tags:muse, muses, three muses, god, goddess, gods, goddesses, modern muse, modern muses, modern life, greek, greek mythology, app, apps, application, applications, phone, phones.smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, martini, martinis, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, aerobics, fitness, exercise, sport, sports, craze, crazes, fad, fads, trend, trends
Tags:western, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, martini, martinis, cowboy, cowboys, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, drunk, drunks, drinking, over the limit, cocktail, cocktails, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over the limit, ineffectual, useless, uselessness, unprofessional, professionalism
What the hell did I do last night?