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"At least let me carry the groceries."
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"Is the Christian pious?"
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept
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Viva la revolucion!
"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
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"Is the martyr fresh?"
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The first lion tamer.
"First they have to settle who's the most christian."
"I've been in public service thirty years, at great personal sacrifice to my family."
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'Joan's minor case of heartburn seemed rather insignificant considering her current situation'
The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...
'You expect the lions and the death, but the booing from the crowd is just hurtful.'
"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."
AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.
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"That's right, Joan - another stay of execution."
Joan of Arc: Leadership isn't what it is cracked up to be.
"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'."
Weeping statue being offered box of tissues
'We did throw him to the lions. . . but they threw him back!'
"Not that any of YOU care, but I was up until 2:00 a.m. preparing today's exam on the Martyr Complex."
"He's converted to Christianity."
"I don't mind eating Christians, I just wish we didn't have to do it in front of all these spectators."
'When you said I was going to be cannonized, I thought you meant...'
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'Don't you know how high in cholesterol this diet of Christians you have us on is?'
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