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"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'
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The DaVinci Cold.
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A woman carrying a baby being turned out into a snowstorm by the Minotaur
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"King Herod sent us."
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"...and Jerry here has brought the gift of 'The Gab'."
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'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'
"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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Stable with a star above next to inn with five stars.
"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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Can Jesus come out and pray?
'Baby on board.'
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
'He wants to know if you brought him an X-Box?'
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Flight Into Egypt.
'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'
"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."
The new Christmas child
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"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."
"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"
Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be registered.
Joseph and Mary at the Inn.
Joseph and Mary at the inn for Christmas
Hands down the winner of the neighborhood Christmas display!
Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.