Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
Tags:three kings, three wise men, nativity story, nativity, bringing gifts, gift, gifts, gold frankincense and myrrh, gold, frankincense, myrrh, frankenstein, frankentein's monster, shoulder ride, shoulder rides, carry, carrying, carried, mary shelley, gothic novels, nineteenth-century literature, novel, novels, pun, puns, visual pun, visual puns, wordplay, play on words
"We blew a fuse."
Tags:science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, assistant, assistants, electricity, power, electric, electronic, electronics, blew a fuse, blow a fuse, fuse, fuses, off, no power, blackout, blackouts, problem, problems, technology, modern life
Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, mary shelley, shelley, literature, gothic novel, gothic novels, gothic classic, gothic classics, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, tattooing, monster, monsters, body modification, body modifications, tattoo parlour, tattoo parlours, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlors
Dr. Frankenstein meets with his investors.
Tags:investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, financial, board, boards, shareholder, shareholders, mary shelley, mary shelly, dr. frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, igor, horror story, halloween, halloweens, horror stories, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting, meetings
"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, scientist, scientists, inventor, inventors, frankenstein, monster, monsters, mary shelley, book, books, novel, novels, literature, literary, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
Tags:frankenstein, scientist, experiments, brains, halloween, mary shelley, scientists, experiment, frankenstein's monster, victor frankenstein, gothic horror, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, mad scientist, mad scientists, kidney problem, kidney problems, kidney, kidneys
'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'
The Elevator Pitch of Frankenstein
"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, mr claus, frankenstein, father christmas, christmas, st. nicholas, st nicholas, mary shelley, saint nicholas, st. nick, st nick, saint nick, holiday, holidays, brain, brains, writer, writers, writing, write, author, authors, literary, literacy, literature, book, books, novel, novels
"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
Tags:monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, kiss, kissing, making out, lip, lips, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, good kisser, good kissers, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."
Tags:frankensteins monster, frankenstein, mary shelley, shelley, classic novel, classic novels, novel, novels, book, books, gothic, gothic novel, gothic fiction, horror, horror novel, pedant, pedants, pedantry, pedantic, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, literature student, literature students, small talk, wedding guest, wedding guests, chitchat
"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."
Tags:doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, frankenstein, monster, monsters, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, mary shelley, literature, literary, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, book, books, negligence
'May I ask what it's in connection with?'
"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"
"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."
Tags:author, authors, writer, writers, mary shelley, frankenstein, novel, novels, book, books, literature, literacy, literary, monster, monsters, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
"Thursday's no good. I'm having stitches removed."
'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'
Tags:labradoodle, labradoodles, doodle, doodles, crossbreed, crossbreeds, designer breed, designer breeds, dog breed, dog breeds, designer dog, designer dogs, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, frankensteins monster, mary shelley, shelley, gothic novel, gothic novels, gothic classic, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people
"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"
Tags:2000, year 2000, millennium, the millennium, the new millennium, the new millennia, frankenstein, frankensteins monster, frankenstein's monster, mary shelley, new year, new years, the new year, monster, monsters, hopeful, optimistic, optimism, optimist, optimists, false hope, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
Tags:science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, music, christmas song, christmas songs, christmas music, singing, singer, singers
"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"
Pass the SPF 20,000
Tags:sunscreen, suntan lotion, sun lotion, sun, sunburn, sunburns, easily burnt, burn easily, frankensteins monster, frankenstein, dracula, vampire, vampires, sun, sunny, sunbathing, sunbathe, mary shelley, shelley, bram stoker, stoker, gothic literature, gothic novel, gothic novels, beach holiday, spf, vampire lore, lore, monster, monsters