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Dr. Frankenstein meets with his investors.
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"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"
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'May I ask what it's in connection with?'
"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
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Dr Catenstein and his Creature
'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'
"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."
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"You say your heart was at Harvard but your head was at Yale. Tell me some more about that."
'I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!'
'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'
'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'
'Oh dear, doc - the villagers have launched a protest campaign on facebook.'
The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.
Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.
'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'
'I wouldn't worry unless they occupy with torches, in which case we should run like hell.'
There was an eerie silence and a morbid chill in the air as the creature began to stir... Frankenswine was alive!
Frankenstein recharges after Halloween
'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'
'The trouble is, if I drink too much I turn into a monster!'
'Wow! A spare head! Thank you!'
'Could you tell the court if the man that stole your brain that dark and stormy night is in this courtroom?'
'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'