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"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, masked, mask, masked kid, kid, kids, the kid, ride, rides, store ride, quarter, quarters, cents, cent, 25 cent, 25 cents, twenty five cents, twenty five cent, one quarter, twenty-five cents, twenty-five cent, sidewalk ride, mechanical, mechanical horse, hero, heroes, wild west hero, wild west heroes, legend, legends, frontier
Tags:smiley, smileys, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, kaomoji, kaomojis, moji, emotions, emotional breakdown, emotion, emotional, conceal don't feel, mask, masks, etiquette, manners, manner, polite, politeness, social, social mores, social rules, passive aggressive, passive aggression, aggressive, hidden emotion, anger, angry, rage, enraged, sad, sadness, depression, depressed, tech, technology, social media
To discourage the sending of personal e-mails at work...
1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
Tags:apartment, apartments, job, jobs, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressing, privilege, privileged life, life of privilege, add up, adds up, adding up, meaning of life, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, bewildered, bewildering, midlife crisis, midlife crises, job, jobs, career, careers, family, families, superficial, superficiality, mask, masks, masking
"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, dummy, dummies, dunk, dunks, dunking, bucket, buckets, drown, drowns, drowning, jump in the river, jumps in the river, jumping in the river, suicide, suicides, suicidal, suicidal thought, suicidal thoughts, mask, masks, masking, psychological problem, depressed, depression, clinical depression, cope, copes, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms
"I think I'm mystery meat."
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
Tags:modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality
"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
Tags:airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flying
"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
Tags:clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, circus, circuses, sad clown, sad clowns, museum, museums, entertainer, entertainers, deceive, deception, deceptions, face paint, make up, make-up, clown make-up, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibition, mask, masks, slapstick, slapstick comedy, physical comedy
"The set you ordered arrived today, sir!"
'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'
Tags:disguise, disguises, disguised, mask, masks, novelty glasses, federal witness protection, witness, witnesses, witness protection, witness protections, relocate, relocates, relocation, relocations, relocating, relocated, hide, hides, hiding, hider, hiders, hidden, agent, agents, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A bank robber robbing a bank with a gun on a chain like a pen
Tags:bank, banks, banking, money, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, robber, robbers, robbing, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, hold-up, hold-ups, stick-up, stick-ups, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, steal, mask, masks, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, gun violence, violence, violent, threatening, threaten, threatens, gun crime, gun crimes, gun control, chain, chains, pen on a chain
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"
Tags:witch, witches, halloween, hallow e'en, all hallows eve, october 31st, october thirty-first, mask, masks, costume, costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, hallowe'en costume, hallowe'en costumes, devil, devils, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, scary, spooky, complaint, complaints, complaining, commercialisation, commercialisation, consumerism, shopping, holiday, holidays
'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'
"That one goes particularly well with you tie."
Tags:tie, ties, suit, suits, outfitters, outfitter, mask, masks, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashion, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, putting on a mask, pretending, pretender, pretenders, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, self image, self-image, self-presentation
'Ok, just look natural if you want this to work.'
"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"
Tags:halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, monster, monsters, myth, myths, legend, legends, taking advantage, blending in, costume, costumes, child, children, kid, kids, playing, playdate, play date, playdates, play dates, family, families, advice, good advice, scary, creepy, mask, masks, human, humans, false identity, false identities
'Our business corrupt? What gives you that idea?'
"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
Tags:executioner, executioners, execution, executions, guillotine, guillotines, public execution, public executions, mask, masks, disguise, disguises, hidden identity, secret identity, working out, get fit, getting fit, body builder, body builders, muscle, muscles, six pack, six packs, lazy, laziness, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, black humour, dark humour
"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, son, sons, boy, boys, raising kids, raising children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, homework, math, maths, mathematics, geometry, focus, concentration, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, adhd, attention problems, attention issues, short attention span, inability to focus, unable to focus, mask, masks, film, films, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, movie character, movie characters, sci-fi, science fiction, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, fan, fans, movie, movies, science fiction film, science fiction films, science fiction movie, science fiction movies, sci-fi film, sci-fi films, sci-fi movie, sci-fi movies, space, outer space, outerspace
"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
Tags:disguise, disguises, novelty glasses, glasses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, identity, identity crisis, identity crises, mask, masks, masking, therapy, therapist, therapists, false identity, fake identity, confess, confesses, confessing, confession, confessions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, midlife crisis, realization, actualization, self-actualization, self-realization, clarity, moment of clarity
"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."