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1,001 Cheap Disguises
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"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
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"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."
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"I think I'm mystery meat."
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
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"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
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"The set you ordered arrived today, sir!"
'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'
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A bank robber robbing a bank with a gun on a chain like a pen
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'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"
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"That one goes particularly well with you tie."
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'Ok, just look natural if you want this to work.'
'Our business corrupt? What gives you that idea?'
"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"
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"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"
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"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
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'Lick or treat!'
"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
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"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
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