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"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."
"I figured what the hell – time to lighten up."
'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'
'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'
'McWit never could build anything level.'
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'
'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'
'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
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"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.
Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'
'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'
'You're right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.'
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
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'It's the three masons.'
"This is the last time I stay at the Bed & Breakfast of a Poe enthusiast."
'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'
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'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'
International Blackballing Association.
'I see the newspapers are suggesting that Freemasons get preferential treatment again.'