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"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."
"I figured what the hell – time to lighten up."
'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'
'McWit never could build anything level.'
'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'
'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'
'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'
'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, haircut, haircuts, hair cut, hair cuts, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairdresser, hairdressers, gutter, gutters, maintenance, house maintenance, chimney, chimneys, handwork, handyman, handymen, absurd, mason, masons, masonry, home repair, home repairs
What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.
'You certainly have a well equipped work bench.'
A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, history, historical, accident, accidents, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, paranoia, paranoid, secret, secrets, housing, house, houses, freemasonry, masonry, mason, masons, freemason, freemasons
Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'
'You're right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.'
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
Tags:hudson valley, hudson, new york, new york state, rhinebeck, build, building, construction, construct, brick, bricks, mason, masonry, masons, cornerstone, cornerstones, high society, wealth, wealthy, cocktail party, cocktail party conversation, plans, planning, plan, home construction, home constructions, homebuilding, homebuilders, small talk
"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, exodus, moses, 10 commandments, ten commandments, commandments, commandment, diy, do-it-yourself, craft, crafts, arts and crafts, creative, art, arts, artist, artists, stone carving, kit, kits, diy kit, diy kits, chisel, chisels, hammer, hammers, tools, stone, stones, rock, rocks, stonemason, stonemasons, masonry
The house that Ruth built.
"This is the last time I stay at the Bed & Breakfast of a Poe enthusiast."
'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'
Tags:husband, husbands, beaver, beavers, mason, masons, masonry, modest, modesty, best, woodwork, woodworks, woodworking, woodworking, woodworker, woodworkers, work, works, worker, workers, working, worked, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, gathering, gatherings, party, parties, boast, boasts, close to home
Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!
Tags:caveman, cavemen, wheel, wheels, invent, invention, inventing, stone, proud, arrogant, neolithic, jurassic, homosapien, round, circular, circle, circles, roll, rolls, rolling, rolled, club, clubs, mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, masonry, stonemasonry, stone masonry, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'