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"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."
"I figured what the hell – time to lighten up."
'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'
'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
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A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
Tags:hudson valley, hudson, new york, new york state, rhinebeck, build, building, construction, construct, brick, bricks, mason, masonry, masons, cornerstone, cornerstones, high society, wealth, wealthy, cocktail party, cocktail party conversation, plans, planning, plan, home construction, home constructions, homebuilding, homebuilders, small talk
'You're right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.'
'It's the three masons.'
"|This one was built with American aid."
'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'
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International Blackballing Association.
'I see the newspapers are suggesting that Freemasons get preferential treatment again.'
'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'
Tomb of the Unknown Mason.
'It's an old work injury.'
'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'
'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'
'I want to talk to all the king's lawyers about suing all the king's stone masons who built this wall.'
'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'