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The St. Nicholas Day Massacre
"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."
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Lemming Holidays: Closed due to Family Bereavement
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
"As I understand it, this is part of the transition to a free-market economy."
Tags:free market, the free market, free-market, the free-market, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, right wing, right wing politics, military coup, military coups, disaster capitalism, laissez faire, laissez-faire, southern cone, the southern cone, economic transition, economic transitions, medieval, medieval times, chicago boys, the chicago boys, free market economy, communism, anti-communism, marxism, anti-marxism, shock economics, shock treatment, massacre, massacres, oblivious, obliviousness, capitalist utopia, capitalist utopias, shock therapy, economic shock therapy
If Tiananmen Square had happened in the digital age the events would have been recorded on personal cameras and phones, and would have been broadcast over the internet
"Gasp! Horrible! We need tighter gun laws."
'That went well.'
In Guns We Trust
'I understand the Press are already calling it 'The Great Line-Dance Massacre'...'
'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'
'. . .send every rock you can find. . . and bring some tape! Hurry!'
"In real life The Purge never ends."
Gun Debate: 'I think you a little more time.'
'I pried it into his cold dead hands.'
'Last one standing wins!'
'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'
"A good week...not one mass killing."
'Hey, Randall, you got voted 'student most likely to massacre his classmates in firearms outrage'!'
'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'
"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."
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'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'