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'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'
'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,
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'This must be how the 1% feel.'
Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
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Deep tissue massage.
'Take this and have a masseuse massage the numbers until they fit into out proposed profit projections.'
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
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Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?
'Doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't extend to massage therapists.'
"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
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"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
"Let me know if the incessant complaining about my boyfriend is too much."
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"Note to self: No More Massages."
"He said he couldn't help me unless I hurt all over."
Tags:holistic, holism, whole, wholeness, acupuncture, alternative medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, massage, massage therapy, psychotherapy, psychology, psychiatry, mental health, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, treatment, medical humour, medical humor, word play
A professional wrestlers prepares to
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The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'
"I've been controlling student behavior with a series of facial grimaces and contortions. Now I need a facial massage every week."
'You're very tense today.'
'You're very tense today.'
'This is the place I was telling you about.'
"I think you just found my funny bone."
"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."