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"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
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"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
"He said he couldn't help me unless I hurt all over."
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"Note to self: No More Massages."
A professional wrestlers prepares to
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"Honey, this Pierre. He's from Masseurs San Forntieres."
"I feel a lot of tension here."
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'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'
"You have a lot of tension in your shoulders."
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"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"
"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."
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"Jane's a physio, she massages the patients. Paul's from finance, he massages the accounts."
"It's $20 more for a funny ending."
"Now, dear, we;ll just forget all about Hitler and Mussolini and all our nasty old cares."
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Free neck massages.
"Ever wonder what people are up to behind your back?"
'This would make a great back massager.'
"A little lower to the left. Ah, yes, that's it, right there."
'Don't think I'll need it after that 10-minute hug from your aunt Rose.'
"You're very tight."
'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'
"I like having my head scratched but what I really love is deep tissue massage."
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"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."
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'I also offer massage therapy.'
"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."