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"To hell with you, too."
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"I just want to thank you for not naming names."
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The Unfriended Masses
It's a good thing Pastor Jones knew semaphore...
"We are gathered here today to honour those without bone spurs."
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"First I was part of the hoi polloi, Then I spent time with a gathering crowd. Now I'm a member of the urban masses."
"Uh-oh, it's the cell phone police."
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'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'
The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.
"I really liked that stuff you were saying about all of us being sinners and how we're damned for eternity."
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"You did what?! That's a mortal sin I haven't ever heard before!"
"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"
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"Freshly ground pepper?"
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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'
"Thank you, Reverend, your sermon has me super-excited about croaking."
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Requiem for an Investment Banker: 'Services will begin with the eulogy from 3 to 3:02, followed by the burial, then laying it over with a dance floor for the rest of the night.'
Benedict XVI joins 'Facebook' and instructs his clergy to use all forms of modern technology to reach a wider audience.
Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.
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"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"
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Netflix and Church
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"Move along now, people..."
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'The healthcare legislation has kicked in. You have an appointment with the masses.'
"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."
'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'