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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
Tags:academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthood
"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
Tags:firing, fired, unemployment, termination, downsizing, laid off, lay offs, replacing, replacement, replacements, abacus, technology, computer, computers, human, humans, master, masters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, employee, employees, worker, workers, student, students, office, offices, office life, asia, asian, asians
'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'
"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
Tags:wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, old man on the mountain, guru, gurus, master, masters, hermit, hermits, money, mountain, mountains, climber, climbers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, pilgrim, pilgrims, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun crime, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, threat, threats, threatening, protection
'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'
"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, copy, copies, forger, forgers, forging, counterfeit, counterfeiter, counterfeiters, fake, fakes, fraud, white-collar crime, criminal, criminals, national gallery, master, masters, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, collection, collector, collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, news, good news, credit, taking credit, modern life
"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
Tags:masters, masters degree, masters diploma, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, business administration, university, universities, uni, university degree, university degrees, college, colleges, college degree, college degrees, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, counting, counting on fingers, finger counting, math, maths, mathematics
A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, modern, gift, gifts, present, presents, sale, sales, fashion, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, clothes, clothing, master, masters, art, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, sign, signs, consumerism
Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,
A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy
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"Did you ring, Sir?"
"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"
Tags:meditation, meditating, yoga, monk, monks, teacher, teachers, master, masters, sage, sages, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, buddhism, buddhist, buddhists, complaint, complaints, complaining, suffer, suffering, life, meaning of life, philosophy, philosophical, wisdom, religion, religious, student, students
"Here comes God. See you later."
"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
Tags:graduation, graduations, college, colleges, university, universities, ceremony, ceremonies, commencement, commencements, education, graduating, graduate, graduates, student, students, higher education, postgraduate, postgraduates, masters, ph.d., phd, degree, degrees, academic, academics, academia, time, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, waiting, patience, play, playing, loyal, loyalty, fidelity, obedience, devotion, devoted
"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."
Tags:mba, mbas, masters, masters of business administration, administration, upper management, management, business lunch, business lunches, lunch, lunches, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, administrator, administrators, masters degree, masters degrees, advanced degree, advanced degrees, set menu, set menus, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants
"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
Tags:dissertation, dissertations, thesis, theses, academic, academics, egghead, eggheads, professor, professors, phd, phd student, phd students, doctorate, doctorates, masters, university, universities, college, colleges, student, students, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, professional student, professional students, disorganized, disorganization, disorganised, disorganisation
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
Day one, post grad
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"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, dog food, feed the dog, feeds the dog, feeding the dog, human, mankind, dominion, dominion over nature, subservient, subservience, feed, feeds, feeding, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, master, masters, owner, owners, dog owner, dog owners, superior, superiority, god, authority, authority figure, authority figures, divine right, divine rights
Other Rembrandt Misattributions
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'Hope you like it. I put a LOT of thought into it.'