Mastodons Cartoons and Comics

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

"My parents hate it."

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

"No I don't use steroids. Why do you ask?"

"That's a mammoth. I told you to bring home a mastodon."

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Philip of Mastodon

'It's doubled in value since the artist was killed by a mastodon.'

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

'Because I need his fur to make doilies!'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'Global warming? Don't be silly: This Ice-Age will last forever...'

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

'For one fateful moment Gavin forgot where he was...'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'