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'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'
At the world meditating championships
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, quarterback, quaterbacks, armchair quarterback, armchair quarterbacks, player, players, athlete, athletes, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, football fan, football fans, football fanatic, football fanatics, analyse, analysis, commentary, football commentary, quarter, quarters, game, games, match, matches, play, plays, great play, know-it-all, armchair, armchairs, after the game, post-game, postgame, post-game commentary, postgame commentary
Tags:coach, coaches, football coach, football coaches, diagram, diagrams, football strategy, strategy, strategies, game plan, game plans, strategic, dog, dogs, heel, heels, fetch, fetching, game, games, match, matches, football, footballer, footballers, plan, plans, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'
'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'
Tags:surgeon, surgery, surgeons, nurse, game, games, gaming, match, matches, matching, score, see the score, scores, scored, scoring, inflamed gallbladder, gallbladder, gallbladders, watching the game, the game, watch, watching, watches, put the game on, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'
'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'
"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
Tags:football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance
"Does flannel go with camo?"
Tags:flannel, camo, camouflage, camouflage pants, camouflage trousers, pants, trousers, shirt, shirts, button down shirt, button down shirts, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips, manly, manliness, masculine, dress, dresses, dressing, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log cabin, log cabins, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, clash, clashes, clashing, match, matches, matching, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion senses, no fashion sense, dress sense, instinct, instincts
'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'
'Well, I don't know if it's the greatest. But it's definitely one of the greatest seesaw battles I've ever witnessed.'
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
Tags:baseball, coach, baseball player, baseball players, baseball coach, game, games, match, sport, sports, american sport, winner, winners, loser, losers, competition, competitor, bench, benched, sidelined, soil, soiled, uniform, uniforms, unity, embarrassed, embarrassment, shame, shameful, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing
Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.
"Oh, the match is over! Did your side win?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, match, matches, football match, football match, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, sports lover, sports lovers, football fan, football fans, football lover, football lovers, bad sport, bad loser, losing team, clueless, stereotypes, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends
'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'
Tags:fly, flies, bug, bugs, pest, pests, basketball, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, time is running out, basketball game, game, games, gaming, match, matching, matched, match up, matches, team, teams, keel over and die, die, dies, died, dying, shot, shoot, shooting, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'... Close him up and let's just cross our fingers that his elbow holds up for another inning.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, play, playing, player, players, plays, played, match, matches, matching, matched, team, teams, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, elbow injury, elbow injuries, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, building, buildings, edifice, edifices, match, matching, harmony, harmonise, harmonize, compatible, compatibility, incompatible, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, trustee, trustees, board, boards
'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'
Tags:pilot light, pilot lights, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competitor, competitors, competitive, fire, fires, flame, flames, match, matches, ignite, ignites, ignition, passion, passions, passionate, gas fire, gas fires, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'
Tags:heads in the game, focus, focused, game, games, match, matches, football game, football games, football match, football matches, changing room, changing rooms, locker room, locker rooms, headlessness, decapitation, decapitations, footballer, footballers, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Your serves are great. Ground strokes, superb. It's your foot faults that are killing you.'
"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
Tags:prince, princes, online dating, dating, online, internet, internet dating, scam, scams, scammer, catfish, catfishing, catfisher, catfishers, cat-fishing, cat-fish, cat-fisher, cat-fishing, fake, false, profile, profiles, date, women, woman, butler, butlers, dating site, dating sites, dating app, dating apps, relationship, relationships, looking for a partner, modern life, match, matches, too-good-to-be-true, too good to be true, unrealistic