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"Mr. Simpson, a doctor type will see you now."
'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'
"Well you did say you were looking for an 'out of this world experience'."
"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."
'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'
"This might suit you. Somebody wants to meet a young man with an arresting personality."
'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'
'Yes I'm sure we will be able to put together your perfect match.'
'Another for our 'GSOH' file.'
'It was all those computer dating services.'
'I don't care how many arrows you use. It's not going to work with this guy. So beat it, you little brat.'
'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'
Clancy: Simple Things
Never say you don't have a girlfriend.
"There must be someone. The last date I had was on the end of a plastic twig!"