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'Well, I don't know if it's the greatest. But it's definitely one of the greatest seesaw battles I've ever witnessed.'
'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'
Tags:fly, flies, bug, bugs, pest, pests, basketball, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, time is running out, basketball game, game, games, gaming, match, matching, matched, match up, matches, team, teams, keel over and die, die, dies, died, dying, shot, shoot, shooting, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'... Close him up and let's just cross our fingers that his elbow holds up for another inning.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, play, playing, player, players, plays, played, match, matches, matching, matched, team, teams, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, elbow injury, elbow injuries, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."
'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'
"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, clash, clashed, clashing, matching, match, matches, matched, mismatch, mismatched, eyebleed, bad, bad choices, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, couple, couples, married life, marriage
Free cats for the right persons
'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'
Tennis spider net.
Tags:tennis, tennis player, tennis players, net, nets, spider, spiders, spider web, spiders web, tennis net, game, games, gaming, tennis match, tennis game, match, matching, matches, matched, tennis racket, arachnophobe, arachnid, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We were made for each other.'
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, frankensteins monsters, monster, monsters, match, matches, matching, matched, made for each other, wed, weds, wedding, weddings, marry, marries, married, marriage, marriages, bride, brides, groom, grooms, husband, husbands, wife, wives, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'She and I have the same likes and dislikes. I like me and she dislikes me.'
Tags:compatible, compatibility, incompatible, incompatibility, like, likes, liking, liked, dislike, dislikes, disliked, disliking, waitress, waitresses, match, matches, matching, matched, common, common ground, interest, interests, interesting, interested, attract, attracts, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'
Before going out on a first date, Tanya always checked for wedding-ring tan marks,
Tags:ring, rings, ring finger, ring fingers, date, dates, dating, dated, dater, daters, match, matches, matchmaking, matchmake, matchmaker, matchmakers, matched, tan mark, tan marks, tan line, tan lines, tan, tans, wedding ring, wedding-ring, check, checks, checking, cheat, cheats, cheater, close to home
'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'
Tags:voodoo, voodoo doll, dance, dancing, dances, batter up, batsman, batsmen, bat, bats, batter, batters, taking turns, delay, delaying, delays, delayed, taking your time, game, games, gaming, match, matches, matched, pitcher, pitch, pitched, pitchers, pitches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You do realize this means war!'
'We met online and straight away we just had this amazing connection...'
'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).
'Another for our 'GSOH' file.'
'Are you telling me my symptoms don't match my internet diagnosis?'
'My job fits my hairline.'
'I asked you to take off the shoes because they don't match your outfit.'
'We're not into politics, and he's still a strange bedfellow.'
'I know my socks don't match, but they don't get along.'