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"Please, R.K., stop mothering me."
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"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
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'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
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"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."
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"Let me touch them for you, son."
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"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "
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"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"
"Antonia, do you mind if I ask if you have any maternal instincts?"
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"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).
You Got Schmutz On Your Face
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I want my mum!
The Wooden Spoon Company
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"O.K., Mom, I'm off the plane. I'll call you when I check into the hotel, and when I check out of the hotel, when I get on the plane home, and when I get off the plane home, and I'll call you when I'm in the driveway – glad you're not worrying."
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'Have you considered corporate sponsorship when naming your baby?'
'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'
"Sorry falling pregnant in the office is not a health & safety issue!"
'I totally agree. I don't want kids either. Definitely not the maternal type. That said, I would never rule them out.'
Mum's the Word!
'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'
'Doctor, how long will it be before the stork arrives?'
"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."
"Mom, I'm supposed to remind you that I have to bring a valentine for everyone in my school."
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"Sometimes I think we're pushing mom's maternal instincts too far."
Matryoshka doll birth.